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Huey Long
Long's Fictional Autobiography (1935)
Annotation
In typically brash style, Long quickly wrote My First Days In the White House as a prop for his campaign. Excerpts can be read at http://www.ssa.gov/history/hlong1.html.
Excerpt from My First Days in the White House: It had happened. The people had endorsed my plan for the redistribution of wealth and I was President of the United States. I had just sworn upon the Bible from which my father read to us as children to uphold the Constitution and to defend my country against all enemies, foreign and domestic. Yet standing there on the flag-draped platform erected above the East portico of the Capitol, delivering my inaugural address, it all seemed unreal. I felt that I was dreaming. The great campaign which was destined to save America from Communism and Fascism was history. Other politicians had promised to re-make America; I had promised to sustain it. The campaign had been bitter. I was cartooned and caricatured unmercifully in some of the newspapers . . . As my eyes swept the throng before me, I paused in my inaugural address and looked into the face of the retiring president. He seemed worn and tired. He wore the same expression of resigned fatigue that I had observed in the face of President Hoover on Inauguration Day in 1933 when Mr. Roosevelt declared so confidently that: "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself." And with all humility, fully conscious of the solemnity of the promise I was making, I laid aside my prepared speech and closed my inaugural address extemporaneously with these words: "I promise life to the guaranties of our immortal document, the Declaration of Independence, which has decreed that all shall be born equal, and by this I mean that children shall not come into this life burdened with debt, but on the contrary, shall inherit the right to life, liberty and such education and training as qualifies them and equips them to take their proper rank in the pursuance of the occupation and vocation wherein they are worth most to themselves and to this country. And now I must be about my work." The former president arose and seized my hands. He shouted something in my ear but his words were drowned by the roar from the crowd.
Huey, Long. My First Days in the White House. Harrisburg, PA: Telegraph, 1935.